Encounter with the devil

• iceball

  23 Jan 08, 09:18

  Yesterday night when I was on my way home, I met a 100kg fat, short and ugly guy call devilplot!
  
  devilplot: Hey you. I am devilplot
  
  me: Oh. You are that moron devilplot in sgforums?
  
  devilplot: Ya lah. I know I am a moron but you don't have to say out so loud right
  
  me: Ok. So moron, what do you want. I got no time to entertain morons k
  
  devilplot: I want to rape you. Don't resist or else I will kill you.
  
  me: Sian. You impotent and you got no lan jiao how you want to rape me
  
  devilplot: Can lah. You just put your lan jiao into my asshole and let me shiok shiok can already what.
  
  Than I took a knife and stab it into his asshole.
  
  Ouch. That must have hurt alot for him
• SMRT Buses

  23 Jan 08, 11:18

  ok, next plz
• <Precious>

  23 Jan 08, 11:23

  Tsk! Tsk! Post devoid of imagination nor entertainment value leh!
• de_middle

  23 Jan 08, 11:31

  
• Timmay

  23 Jan 08, 11:45

  
  TS, you're very imaginative
  
  Nothing wrong with that
  
  However, your stories have to be longer and better...
  
• SMRT Buses

  23 Jan 08, 13:18

  Originally posted by Timmay:

  
  TS, you're very imaginative
  
  Nothing wrong with that
  
  However, your stories have to be longer and better...
  

  add on to your last sentence...in order to get banned
• Xelement

  23 Jan 08, 19:15

  Originally posted by SMRT Buses:

  add on to your last sentence...in order to get banned

  lol pushing luck?
• N P N T lah

  23 Jan 08, 19:22

  +1 first
  I love your stories
• gigabyte14

  23 Jan 08, 19:22

  i like
• cApitaland

  23 Jan 08, 19:34

  banzie..
• 798

  23 Jan 08, 19:39

  if the stories is true, thanks for doing Bar a great favor!
• gunner77

  23 Jan 08, 22:54

  add one