science jokes
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A student walked into his discreet math class late and in order not to interrupt he put his late slip on the teacher's desk furtively without the teacher noticing. The teacher noticed the slip on his desk afterwards.
He commented "I see you put this slip on my desk without me noticing. I guess that's why they call this class discrete mathematics."
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Two hydrogens are walking along a street.
The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE."
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Lesson Learnt:
When an atom loses an electron, it will become a positive ion.
Although this is a joke, this is a scientifically correct joke. -
there is another one.. CH3 one...Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Two hydrogens are walking along a street.
The first one says, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE."
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Lesson Learnt:
When an atom loses an electron, it will become a positive ion.
Although this is a joke, this is a scientifically correct joke.
damn..need diagram..so nvm -
Don't quite get you.Originally posted by alexkusu:there is another one.. CH3 one...
damn..need diagram..so nvm -
haha..seriously science jokes are lame..no offence
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Science jokes r lame to those who dont get it. Oni hard core science ppl will laugh at it
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while one the subject of lame jokes...
One day in class, Richard Feynman was talking about angular momentum. He described rotation matrices and mentioned that they did not commute. He said that Sir William Hamilton discovered noncommutivity one night when he was taking a walk in his garden with Lady Hamilton. As they sat down on a bench, there was a moment of passion. It was then that he discovered that AB did not equal BA -
Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
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Agreed.Originally posted by alexkusu:Science jokes r lame to those who dont get it. Oni hard core science ppl will laugh at it -
My friend version of this isOriginally posted by alexkusu:Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
chem jokes...haih!
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. -
If you are not part of the problem, you are part of the solution. My friend's versionOriginally posted by laurence82:My friend version of this is
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. -
Those two posting above me
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Well, it's a joke thread. You can't expect it to be serious.Originally posted by alexkusu:Those two posting above me 100 lame points
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Ban alexOriginally posted by alexkusu:Those two posting above me 100 lame points
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