Coolest JC in Singapore?
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I like ACJC
It's just personal preference. -
I like it too! but i created this post to get more opinions haha! why do you like acjc?
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life in JC is too short to be relli bothered with all these.
u may refer to the "change light bulb" by each JC joke to have a "feel" of the school culture.
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Originally posted by sparklestar:
I like it too! but i created this post to get more opinions haha! why do you like acjc?
I like the uniform
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Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb...
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they're very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: FUCK the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Does not include Innova or Meridian JC yet -
This was an old email joke created by some TJC students in 1999. But its outdated because 3 new jcs have come up and there have been lots been- like how RJC doesn't have that 4 faculties system anymore. So here's a modified one.
This joke plays on the stereotypes of all the jcs but of course its all crap, its just in the name of fun so no offense to people of any of these JCs.
Q: How Many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 0.0000001. Each student is too busy topping the A Levels, sports, performing arts and partying at the same time
Q: How Many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school, to compete with RJ
Q: How Many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.. one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support
Q: How Many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!
Q: How Many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top 5 JCs
Q: How Many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them
Q: How Many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?)
Q: How Many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They prefer it darker *raise eyebrows*
Q: How Many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. their Physics is so bad their male teachers cry...
Q: How Many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: would they bother??
Q: How Many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained
Q: How Many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it
Q: How Many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're still using oil lamps.
Q: How Many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat lighttbarb?
Q: How Many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: School too new, no electricity yet
Q: How Many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Heck care about that- lets all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire
Q: Dont you guys wonder who wrote this list?
A: Temasek JC
Q: How Many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They think they are very bright already -
credit: above posts taken from another forum
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i think they are still bery true
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the very first time i read it, i laughed like mad.
now as i read, i still chuckle
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May someone explain this joke?
I totally don't get it since I know nothing abt JCs and their "speciality"
This might help JC I will go to next year, I supposed
Thanks!!
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i dont understand wor. can explain...
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I think if you want fun + academically awesome school, they will be RJ, HC and AC.
Contrary to popular beliefs, my friends actually told me that NJ is quite awesome. Many says that it is a mugging school. well true, but who doesn't mug for your A's when the whole course is only like one year plus? Hmm, my friends actually say that your schooling life is more happening if you take part in house activities more actively.
But I heard schools like NYJC and SAJC also not bad. Pioneer JC is also rising. Got increasing no. of scholars from there
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quite a few of our political leaders come from NJ
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consider poly la.
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99: quite a few of our political leaders
come from NJ
Cause that was about the only JC around when they were of A-level age!
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Originally posted by atomos:
Cause that was about the only JC around when they were of A-level age!
Hahaha! So true! :D
I bet all of them would choose RJ if they could. -
Although RJ/HCJ are the best academically, you can consider VJ too :) Nicole Seah is from there. but of course that's besides the point. Mainly, VJC has an extremely infectious school culture. Cheers are done practically all the time (the changing lightbulb joke is so true), everyone KNOWS how to play hard there. Personal experience. I was pleasantly surprised by the strong school spirit when i went there :)
Their results are good too, always maintain their ranking at about 4th amongst all the JCs :) their a level results this year were especially good. uniform is not bad if you compare to some others.
just a suggestion, because it sounds like what you're looking for :) you can go research deeper on all the JCs suggested :D keep up your work-hard-for-your-goal spirit haha!
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VJC uniform quite translucent
i think the boys there bery happy