How do girls urine
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TS can go watch porn lol
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Originally posted by TIB537B:
TS can go watch porn lol
true, porn can teach u a lot of things.
as the saying goes "Watch a porn video as a noob and finish it as a pro!" (meaning when u first watch, u blur blur, but when you finish watching, u are sex god liao)
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Originally posted by Nikar5:
true, porn can teach u a lot of things.
as the saying goes "Watch a porn video as a noob and finish it as a pro!" (meaning when u first watch, u blur blur, but when you finish watching, u are sex god liao)
One question...How can you be better than the person you are trying to copy or impersonate?
Stop watching your silly goondu porns and learn how to open your mouth and ask your girl on the best ways to satisfy her.
Who says all girls will be able to enjoy your porn skills? Unless you tried it on your Mom and she gives you the thumbs up then I will believe you.
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Originally posted by parn:
Stop watching your silly goondu porns and learn how to open your mouth and ask your girl on the best ways to satisfy her.
Who says all girls will be able to enjoy your porn skills? Unless you tried it on your Mom and she gives you the thumbs up then I will believe you.
any real men worth his pride will feel ashamed when they compare their bed skills to porn stars. We must learn from the best, and porn stars are our tutors......otherwise, how can we improve and upgrade?!
i learn from the videos at my own pace, own timing, and my instructors, although virtual, are from all over the world, including USA, Japan, Africa, Malaysia, Korea, Brazil, Germany and Russia.
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Originally posted by Nikar5:
any real men worth his pride will feel ashamed when they compare their bed skills to porn stars. We must learn from the best, and porn stars are out tutors......otherwise, how can we improve and upgrade?!
i learn from the videos at my own pace, own timing, and my instructors, although virtual, are from all over the world, including USA, Japan, Africa, Malaysia, Korea, Brazil, Germany and Russia.
Like it or not, the best lovers in this world are those who can open their mouth and ask their women how to be a better lover.I don't think men are capable of learning or finding out how to satisfy a woman appropriately without hint, advice, and guidance from women.
I won't be surprised if all your so-called instructors, pornstars, masters, learnt it all from women.
Cos without women, men are only capable of satisfying themselves best.
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eh i got this feeling that threadstarter is xunni who post crap stuff
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Originally posted by fireice rox:
eh i got this feeling that threadstarter is xunni who post crap stuff
more and more post crappy stuff -
watch porn no use la.. cos he wants to know how gals pass urine... not how to have sex......
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Originally posted by i am a human gal:
watch porn no use la.. cos he wants to know how gals pass urine... not how to have sex......
Unless he watch those involving ladies peeing... there are such ones.
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Originally posted by fireice rox:
eh i got this feeling that threadstarter is xunni who post crap stuff
why can't it be stooky -
Originally posted by Stimulatedfib:
Unless he watch those involving ladies peeing... there are such ones.
where?
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Originally posted by 8800:
where?
Where else? =P
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Hi constancebay
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Originally posted by Malini.kittappa:
Hi everybody.
This is a serious question not a joke so I hope everyone will give a serious answer. No flaming please because it will just show how immature you are.
Moderator also please don't lock this thread because I want to get an answer to my question.
I want to know girls do not have a penis so how do they urine?
Since girls can urine without a penis does that mean that if we guys cut off our penis than we also still can urine?
I see alot of office girls like to wear a dress with a big belt in between and black stockings. Like that how they urine.
Do they just pull down their stockings and panties than lift up their skirt and urine?
Do they have to be nake that means pull down everything, take out their high heels, pull down their stockings and underwear, take off their big belt and pull down their dress and bra and than urine or how?
How old are u asking such a qn? 5 yr old?
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Originally posted by Stimulatedfib:
Unless he watch those involving ladies peeing... there are such ones.
wahh... u pro ah....
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Originally posted by i am a human gal:
wahh... u pro ah....Nope. Experienced by unexpected opportunity
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That being said, I'm pretty sure you would have far more experience yourself. =)
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ok. closed thread.
idiot asking pathetic, pevertic question. a everyday happening. nothing special, nothing good for an attraction, nothing actually happened
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Originally posted by Malini.kittappa:
Hi everybody.
This is a serious question not a joke so I hope everyone will give a serious answer. No flaming please because it will just show how immature you are.
Moderator also please don't lock this thread because I want to get an answer to my question.
I want to know girls do not have a penis so how do they urine?
Since girls can urine without a penis does that mean that if we guys cut off our penis than we also still can urine?
I see alot of office girls like to wear a dress with a big belt in between and black stockings. Like that how they urine.
Do they just pull down their stockings and panties than lift up their skirt and urine?
Do they have to be nake that means pull down everything, take out their high heels, pull down their stockings and underwear, take off their big belt and pull down their dress and bra and than urine or how?
Why dun u go ask your mother, grandmother, sisters, nieces and aunties?
And yes, please cut off your prick.
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Originally posted by Fire Cracker:
ok. closed thread.
idiot asking pathetic, pevertic question. a everyday happening. nothing special, nothing good for an attraction, nothing actually happened
no lah, at least you get to know a pervert mah -
Originally posted by Stimulatedfib:
Unless he watch those involving ladies peeing... there are such ones.
most sensible sentence u ever made. i'm starting to think highly of you. -
Originally posted by Nikar5:
most sensible sentence u ever made. i'm starting to think highly of you.
wha gays!!! u can see the high too -
Originally posted by angel7030:
wha gays!!! u can see the high toowe're not gays ok?! we're "comrades" (also called "tong zi" in china).
quote from wikipedia:
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In Chinese, the translation of comrade is "å�Œå¿—" (pinyin: tóng zhì), literally meaning "(people with) the same spirit, goal, ambition, etc." It was first introduced in the political sense by Sun Yat-Sen to refer to his followers.
The Kuomintang (Nationalist Party), which was co-founded by Sun Yat-Sen, has a long tradition of using the term Tongzhi (comrade) to refer to its members, usually as a noun rather than a title; for example, a KMT member would say "Mr. Chang is a loyal and reliable comrade."[5]
Nevertheless, the term was promoted most actively by the Communist Party of China during its struggle for power. It was used both as a noun and as a title for basically anyone in mainland China after the People's Republic of China was founded. For example, women were nü tongzhi (female comrade), children were xiao tongzhi (little comrade) and seniors were lao tongzhi (old comrade). However, after the 1980s and the onset of China's market-oriented reforms, this term has been moving out of such daily usage. It remains in use as a respectful term of public address among middle-aged Chinese and members of the Communist Party of China. Within the Communist Party, failure to address a fellow member as tóng zhì is seen as a subtle but unmistakable sign of disrespect and enmity.
At party or civil meetings, the usage of the term has been retained. Officials often address each other as Tongzhi, and thus the usage here is not limited to Communist Party members alone. In addition, Tongzhi is the term of preference to address any national leader when their titles are not attached (e.g. Comrade Mao Zedong, Comrade Deng Xiaoping).
Chinese territories such as Hong Kong and Macau do not have comrade in its popular vernacular due to the long occupation by foreign Western powers which instilled a different language paradigm in the natives of those regions.
Of late, tongzhi has become a common equivalent for the English term gay in mainland China. While it probably originated as a pun on å�Œæ€§æ�‹ (tóngxìnglían, "homosexual"), it has come to be used with the aim of presenting same-sex relationships as positive and suggesting solidarity between LGBT people.
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with their urinary tract
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Originally posted by Nikar5:
we're not gays ok?! we're "comrades" (also called "tong zi" in china).
quote from wikipedia:
-----------------------------------------Chinese usage
Main article: TongzhiIn Chinese, the translation of comrade is "å�Œå¿—" (pinyin: tóng zhì), literally meaning "(people with) the same spirit, goal, ambition, etc." It was first introduced in the political sense by Sun Yat-Sen to refer to his followers.
The Kuomintang (Nationalist Party), which was co-founded by Sun Yat-Sen, has a long tradition of using the term Tongzhi (comrade) to refer to its members, usually as a noun rather than a title; for example, a KMT member would say "Mr. Chang is a loyal and reliable comrade."[5]
Nevertheless, the term was promoted most actively by the Communist Party of China during its struggle for power. It was used both as a noun and as a title for basically anyone in mainland China after the People's Republic of China was founded. For example, women were nü tongzhi (female comrade), children were xiao tongzhi (little comrade) and seniors were lao tongzhi (old comrade). However, after the 1980s and the onset of China's market-oriented reforms, this term has been moving out of such daily usage. It remains in use as a respectful term of public address among middle-aged Chinese and members of the Communist Party of China. Within the Communist Party, failure to address a fellow member as tóng zhì is seen as a subtle but unmistakable sign of disrespect and enmity.
At party or civil meetings, the usage of the term has been retained. Officials often address each other as Tongzhi, and thus the usage here is not limited to Communist Party members alone. In addition, Tongzhi is the term of preference to address any national leader when their titles are not attached (e.g. Comrade Mao Zedong, Comrade Deng Xiaoping).
Chinese territories such as Hong Kong and Macau do not have comrade in its popular vernacular due to the long occupation by foreign Western powers which instilled a different language paradigm in the natives of those regions.
Of late, tongzhi has become a common equivalent for the English term gay in mainland China. While it probably originated as a pun on å�Œæ€§æ�‹ (tóngxìnglían, "homosexual"), it has come to be used with the aim of presenting same-sex relationships as positive and suggesting solidarity between LGBT people.
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what??? tong zi, what is that??? not Boon tong kee chicken rice mah, or tung ler shark fins, ..yummy!!tong tong chang! tong tong chang! tong tong chang!!! tong tong tong chang chang chang...hmmmm whose funneral ar??